So it?s a good job we have Ragdoll Cannon Remake to take our frustrations out on. A remake of – you guessed it – Ragdoll Cannon, Ragdoll Cannon Remake asks you to fire hundreds of creepy, realistically-floppy ragdolls at a target head-first. And that?s it. If you hit the target, great. If you just fire the dolls off indiscriminately screaming ?DIE! DIE! DIE!?, that?s even better.