A theory about Pong – it made videogames popular precisely because playing it wasn’t like having a giant bleach hallucination in the middle of an epilepsy attack.

Now, if Pwong had been released instead of Pong it would have been a different story entirely. And that’s because Pwong is basically a version of Pong that’s faster, blurrier, has more balls at once and is far more impossible to play. For these reasons, Pwong bests Pong at every turn.

Play Pwong now