SLACKERJACK – Project Arse
Alcohol is a terrible invention – if it hadn’t been invented all our friends would still be talking to us, and we’d own at least one dry pair of trousers. And that’s where Project Arse comes in.
Ostensibly, Project Arse is a warning against drinking too much – you pour drinks into a man to see what reaction they have on him. And usually your man will vomit green stuff, dance like a twat and then have an alien come and stick an electrified rod up his arse. Oh, come on, it’s happened to all of us at one point or another.
