SLACKERJACK – Pretty Pretty Bang Bang
"I’m in the middle of a chain reaction," sang Diana Ross once, "You give me all the after midnight action." Then she started singing about cunnilingus, but that’s less relevant.
The point is, Pretty Pretty Bang Bang is all about the chain reactions. You’re a little white ball. You blow up the red balls, which then blow up, blowing up everything around them. Easy. And the Pretty Pretty Bang Bang is pretty apt, too. Because it is pretty, and there’s lots of bang bang. And it won’t complain if you feel up its tit at an airport. Not like Diana Ross.
