Why it was just the other day we were thinking that there weren’t enough online games about little girls leading elephants through china shops by a thread of elastic.
And now look, here’s Porzellan Panik - a game where you do exactly that. And it’s genius. Leading a clumsy elephant through a maze of crockery with knocking any of it over or running out of time makes for a surprisingly tense game – even more so since Porzellan Panik seems to have been designed with a deliberately awkward control system in mind, too.

