What’s that? You want an online game that’s so simple even a child or remedial-level monkey could happily pick it up and play it forever? Well then, reader, you need Polar Jump.
How does Polar Jump work? Glad you asked – there’s a polar bear, and you have to make it jump by clicking on it. Then, as it starts to fall, you click on it again. And again. And you keep on clicking it, pushing the polar bear higher and higher until you miss it and the polar bear falls to its death. You bastard.
