There is genuinely nothing we like more than Grow Cube rip-offs here; given the choice of everlasting love, a billion pounds or a game like Poco Parco, we'd pick Poco Parco every time and then – after playing and completing it within 45 minutes – live the rest of our poverty-stricken lives alone and weeping.

But Poco Parco is worth it, damnit. If you've played any Eyezmaze games, you'll know how Poco Parco works – there's a blank environment and you have to add all sorts of features and creatures to it in a certain order to make sure that everything works in the right way. Among the Poco Parco features are cats, robots, mushroom houses, jellyfish and a giant comet that crashes in and sets stuff on fire. So play Poco Parco. Play it and enjoy it. For it is a wonderful thing.

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