SLACKERJACK - Please The Art Critic
May 17th, 2006 at 12:30 by Stuart Heritage
Here's a game that requires skills that the average person just isn't equipped with: the fine touch of a Renaissance artist.
In Please The Art Critic, a bald man with pretentious facial hair challenges you to create stunning masterpieces, and all Please The Art Critic asks you to do is, um, please the art critic. And it's deeply involving, too - if you're like us, you'll spend hours and hours on Please The Art Critic, labouring and sweating over each picture, trying to please the art critic, ignoring his criticism again and again trying to meet his terrifically high standards until you deflate into a crumpled mess at your desk screaming "LOVE ME DADDY! LOVE ME!!" into your clenched fists.
Ahem.
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