Being a pornstar must be hard work, as anyone who has seen X Factor knows only too well. The ‘glamour model’ contestant burst into tears when she was told to go home at the weekend, because she knew what she was going back to. And she has our pity – if that was her in the video we saw – because pissing all over another girl’s leg every day looks like pretty hard graft.

Today’s Slackerjack comes courtesy of Playboy UK, who have – for the first time – revealed one of the major tricks of the pornstar trade in the form of a video. And it’s safe for work, too! Just about.

Watch the Playboy Pornstar video now