Look, alright, it’s Christmas Eve and we wanted to round the year out with a nice, lighthearted Christmassy game for everyone to play.
But we couldn’t find one. Instead we’ve got Penguin Massacre for you – some penguins run at you and you have to kill them with guns. That’s sort of Christmassy, isn’t it? There’s snow at Christmas, and penguins live where there’s snow. Right? So Penguin Massacre counts as a Christmas game, right? No? Oh, up yours then.

