SLACKERJACK – Paths 2

The world of online games is now stuffed with games where you have to draw wobbly lines all over the place with your mouse and then set a character off down the path to test just how rubbish your lines were, and of these Paths 2 is certainly the most recent.

This is how Paths 2 works: there’s a ball and an exit point, and you have to draw a line from the ball to the exit point. And nothing else. Paths 2 sounds like it literally couldn’t be any easier if it was made out of Duplo, but we’re crap at it. Completely useless. As soon as we start to draw a line our arm starts jerking around involuntarily, shooting useless spazzy branches off all over the shop. Incidentally, that’s also the reason why we aren’t allowed to operate on babies’ brains any more, but luckily Paths 2 comes with a lot less lawsuits and crying parents and stuff.

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