Being a private investigator must be loads of fun.

OK, so we’re basing that entirely on a few half-remembered episodes of Magnum P.I, and most of those memories consist entirely of man-hair and funky shirts. But still, private investigating though, eh?

Court TV in America has a show called Parco P.I, a sort of weird reality docu-drama based around the dysfunctional Parco family, an entire clan of private investigators.

We haven’t seen it, but it sounds mental. And it’s what today’s Slackerjack is based on. Parco’s Watching is a flash game where you have to solve a case for the Parco family by driving around town and kissing or beating up people that can help you get to the end of the riddle. And you’ve got those crazy cats at ASA Bailey to thank for all this.

This is one of the most in-depth games we’ve ever played. You might want to make yourself comfortable before you start…

Play Parco’s Watching now