SLACKERJACK – Paparazzi
Paparazzi are all bastards, this much we know. How dare they take pictures of famous people so you can look at them in a magazine! But – ignoring the mental bloke from Dirt and the paparazzi guy who punched a kid and then killed himself – what do the paparazzi actually do?
Time for you to find out, isn't it? Today's game is Paparazzi – where you play a member of the paparazzi who pretty much makes a living from going through people's bins and taking pictures what they find. In fact, Paparazzi is a little bit like Where's Wally in that sense – you're given a list of objects to find in any particular scene and you have to work out where they are, take pictures of them and then sell them on for cash. Paparazzi is just like being a real paparazzi, except that you don't get to hang around in restaurants waiting for that twat from Jamiroquai to come along and beat you up. Maybe it'll be in the sequel…
