SLACKERJACK – Paint Ball
It's all the go at the moment for online games to ditch running and jumping and collecting stars for drawing lines all over the screen and seeing what the hell happens. And guess what? That's what Paint Ball is too.
Just like Draw Line and Scribble before it, Paint Ball is all about directing the action with scrawled lines drawn from your mouse. However, instead of making a mummy rush to an exit or a bunch of lemmings trudge over some spikes, Paint Ball is all about the thrilling task of getting a ball into a square. But before you say "A ball into a square you say? That's a bit too fucking exciting for me!" listen to the details, would you? The physics of the ball as it bounces along your drawn lines pushes Paint Ball into the 'tricky' category, and that's only exacerbated by some of the ridiculous level designs, which will test even the most ardent line-drawing ball-roller. Oh, and in case you're playing Paint Ball in a place where other people are likely to look, a word of caution: level three of Paint Ball looks alarmingly like a penis.
