SLACKERJACK - OrbBlaster
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February 8th, 2008 at 12:30 by Stuart Heritage
You there? When was the last time you blasted an orb? No, that's neither a sexual nor a drug-based reference. We're talking about blasting real orbs. Blasting them with crap that explodes.
Oh, it's been a while hasn't it. So you'd best play OrbBlaster immediately then, hadn't you? For some unexplained reason, OrbBlaster sees you as a lonely gun out in the wilderness blasting at massive orbs coming at you until they explode. Why? We only wish we knew. Still, playing OrbBlaster will certainly improve the amount or orbs you blast over the course of your lifetime, and who can say fairer than that?
