Some days you’re full of hate, disgust and violence-laced apathy for the world at whole. Some days you just love everything.
The day you discover Off-Road Velociraptor Safari is of the latter. Today is a good, good day to be alive.
Taking control of an off-road vehicle, you simply drive around, hunting velociraptors. Yes, it’s that self-explanatory. Thing is, it looks nice for a browser game, it plays exceptionally well with combos, stunts, crashes and thoroughly competitive high scores to take in and it’s shockingly addictive. In fact, this entry almost didn’t get written in time as we were too busy driving at high speeds into the backsides of long-dead dinosaurs made popular through a Spielberg film.
Something hecklerspray never thought it was have to say. It’s a damn fine excuse though.
Oh, and we forgot to mention: you play a raptor in a safari hat. If that hasn’t made you immediately go and play the game, there’s no hope for you.
Hunt Some Raptors With a Ball and Chain:
Off-Road Velociraptor Safari


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I’ve seen this before, but I don’t think it was on Consolevania or Video Gaiden. Possibly one of those “worst/best games ever” lists.