Sorry kids, we’ve opted out of a browser-based time waster here. But when it’s this good, who cares?

Yes, Mu-Cade. Incredible. It’s a 6MB download and you need a PC built within the last 30 years to be able to play it – just a warning. So what is it? What do you do? Let’s have a look at the documentation on the game’s official website:

The Physics Centipede Invasion

Smashup waggly shmup, ‘Mu-Cade’

It really doesn’t get much better than that. But how to play? Look:

Keep your ship from falling down and push enemies out of the way.

Simply stunning. It’s actually fun, too, which is something of a bonus.

PLAY IT NOW (well, download it now):
Mu-Cade