SLACKERJACK – Mighty Rodent
Let's start with the facts here – rodents are not mighty. Rodents are little bastards that chew through the zip of the suitcase you bought and then shit in your t-shirt drawer. Um, we heard.
But forget all that, because Mighty Rodent is probably the nearest we're going to get to loving those dirty-footed, plague-carrying tosswipes. And that's mainly because Mighty Rodents isn't really about rodents at all, because although you play a character called – shudder – Sgt Fluffles, Mighty Rodent is about blowing stuff up. That's all you do in Mighty Rodent, blow up wave after wave of baddies in glorious fashion. Maybe if all rats had missile launchers and beam lasers we wouldn't hate them so much.
