Now that Spore has been released, the whole world knows two things a) that God made us look like his genitals because it’d funny and then abandoned us after we got clever because the game suddenly got boring and b) microbes are cool.

But in case the coolness of microbes has still managed to ellude you, here’s Microbe Kombat to swing your vote. Microbe Kombat is, as you might have guessed, a microbe fighting game. You rush round trying to eat more proteins than your opponent, and when you get big enough you eat him. Unless he cell-divides enough times to make sure that his microbes swarm over all the proteins anyway. Microbe Kombat is great. And realistic, too. This game is pretty much an explanation of how you got arms.

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