Face it, everyone wants to be a pirate. Everyone in the world. It’s probably the boots. Or all the raping in the job description. No, it’s probably the boots.

Or, if you’re the sort of person who likes playing games like Master Of The Secret Sea, it’s all the maritime warfare you get to do. Master Of The Secret Sea is a sort of piratey sailing sim – one of those games where you have to slowly manoeuvre yourself into position to fire cannons at your opponent while doing your best to stop them doing the same to you. But that’s only the start. In fact, Master of the Secret Sea could even be described as absorbing, if we were feeling kind.

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