OK, no messing about here. Love Chef is the GREATEST. Seriously. It’s the best game you will ever play in YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.

Here’s how Love Chef works – you’re a girl. Your boyfriend, Alan, is coming for dinner and you have to get everything ready. Everything. You have to set the table, choose the cutlery, chop the food (several times for each vegetable, laboriously) and then cook it. Then Alan gives you a score out of 10. As you can see from the image, we are terrible girlfriends.

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