If you're a no good poncy hippy, then you probably think that lights are, like, magical and spiritual and stuff. Well, you're wrong. The ancient teachings of religious elders are spiritual and Paul Daniels is magical, but lights? Lights are just lights.

We're getting into this rant against some imaginary hippies because there's not a lot to say about Lights, today's Slackerjack game. You play a shimmering orb of white light and you have to dart around the screen collecting as many green orbs of light as you can and avoiding the orbs of red light. We're sure that Lights is a whole lot of fun, but for those of us who are red/green colourblind, the whole shebang is deeply confusing, and vaguely reminiscent of the things you see a few second before you get a migraine.

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