SLACKERJACK – Lego Chic Boutique
Clothes are made from cloth for a reason – they keep you warm while being nicely moulded to the human body. If clothes were made from Lego, the world would be a different place – full of massive discomfort and plastic hats that clip onto your head.
Try telling that to whoever invented Lego Chic Boutique, though. Lego Chic Boutique presumes that if you had a fashion store and filled it full of Lego-based clothes and accessories, it'd be a huge success instead of an appalling failure. In Lego Chic Boutique, you need to create and sell fashion items via the ever-present online game tradition of a matching puzzle game. Match enough objects and your Lego Chic Boutique store will turn into a giant Lego Chic Boutique chain with an aggressive growth policy that rioters will target whenever there is a globalisation conference. None of that last bit actually happens in Lego Chic Boutique, but for girly puzzle games games Lego Chic Boutique is it.
