Sometimes you want to play a game that slowly unravels itself and tests your brain to the limits. Other times you just want to blow the shit out of a load of stuff. If that last one's you, welcome to Last Galaxy Hero.
Last Galaxy Hero is a game so exceptionally dumb that we feel a bit poncey explaining it to you with words, when we could have just shown you a picture of a tank firing an exploding cow at a pyramid of gas canisters instead. All you have to do in Last Galaxy Hero is relentless blow up anything that foolishly flies into your path. You're in charge of a 'cybernetic tank' in the game, we're told, although that doesn't matter – in Last Galaxy Hero all you need to know is that you have to destroy everything you see in gloriously spectacular fashion.
