Here's a challenge – try and read the name of today's Slackerjack without becoming so overcome with nausea that you vomit all over the keyboard. Kitty Luv. Urgh. Kitty Luv. Kitty Luv. What's wrong with Cat Affection, that what we want to know.
Anyway, annoying title aside, Kitty Luv is actually one of the more gratifying games we've played. Kitty Luv is basically Nintendogs with cats instead of dogs. In Kitty Luv, you choose a breed of cat – Russian Blue, Tabby, Siamese, Exotic, Abyssinian or American Shorthair – and then feed, groom, train and clean up after your new kitty, and receive all sorts of feline love in return. Kitty Luv is one of the better pet sims we've played lately, and the only thing that could possibly make Kitty Luv even better is the option to put your kitty in a binbag with half a brick and throw it in an estuary when you get bored of them.