SLACKERJACK – Kingdom Elemental
If you've ever used a word like 'behold' or 'sorcery' in a non-ironic way, Kingdom Elemental is probably the game for you. Basically Kingdom Elemental is a game for geeks. And since you're pretty much the geekiest person alive, we think it'll be a good fit. Here's what the makers of Kingdom Elemental have to say:
Kingdom Elemental takes core game play elements from real-time strategy, tactics, and role-playing games and combines them into a game that is painfully easy to pick up and play without committing your entire life. Kingdom Elemental features waves of fast-paced action-packed tactical combat, dazzling spells, characters, and special effects. The easy to learn interface has you fighting battles in minutes, and the narrated tutorial teaches you everything you need to know.
You can play Kingdom Elemental without committing your whole life? But that's exactly what we want from a casual online game! Pah!
Under the description I read “The easy to learn interface has you fighting battles in minutes†as “The easy to learn interface has you fighting battles in mimesâ€.
Fighting battles in mimes? That would be insanely awesome by anyone’s standards, plus it would help them mime the ultimate trick of “oh god please what’s going on inside me please make it stop my insides are ripping themselves apart I’m dyingâ€. If a mime could ever get a standing ovation, this would be how.