SLACKERJACK - King Of Skeleton
January 27th, 2006 at 12:30 by 586 MEDIA
For those of you that don’t know, Skeleton is The Stupidest Sport Ever Created. It’s basically sledging, but down a chute made of ice at face-melting speeds. Face first. No, we don’t understand it either.
Kristan Bromley wants to win the Skeleton gold medal at the Winter Olympics next month, and he’s got a secret weapon to help him - shaving lotion. As if pelting down a steep icy hill at 90mph isn’t bad enough, Kristan always does his best to grab tubes of lube to speed him up.
At least in this game, anyway. In King Of Skeleton, you have to guide Kristan Bromley down a number of ridiculous courses making tiny adjustments in your racing line that will keep you at the desired qualification speed. Any tubes of shaving lubricant you pick up along the way will speed you up. Naturally.
