SLACKERJACK - Kid Canyon’s Cunning Stunt
September 22nd, 2005 at 12:30 by 586 MEDIA
Evil Knievel was cool, wasn’t he? A bloke who dressed up as a clown and smashed 35 bones falling off a motorbike. Woo-hoo - you go, crazy-ass bonecrack clown.
Now, imagine if Evil Knievel jumped so high on his motorbike that he actually got sucked through the engine of a passenger jet and splattered himself all over the ground. Go on, imagine it.
Because that’s basically today’s Slackerjack. Kid Canyon’s Cunning Stunt sees you attempting to leap over a canyon on a motorbike. Sounds easy, but it isn’t. Go too fast or too high and you’ll liquidise yourself in the jet engine, or slice yourself up by flying into a helicopter propeller, or something even more ludicrous involving a spaceship. Don’t go fast enough and you’ll fall to your death.
And if you do well enough, you might even win tickets to the International Motorcycle And Scooter Show at the NEC next month
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