Hecklerspray's tip for the day: try not to book hotels online using hotel review websites – specifically for Parisian hotels – because if you believe the sites, every single hotel has no electricity, an infestation of bed-bugs and is next to a noisy brothel. Frankly, they'll make you scared to leave your house.

But we're sure Jane's Hotel isn't like that at all. Jane's Hotel is another one of those business sims where you start off with a modest little two-star hotel and gradually work your way up until you have a world-beating five-star inn. Keep your customers happy with good food, great service and wonderful facilities and the key to Jane's Hotel will be yours. And then some arsey tourist will write a review about it on a website saying the local prostitutes gave him lice and your reputation will be destroyed forever. Probably.

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