SLACKERJACK - James The Circus Zebra

James The Circus Zebra doesn't make any sense whatsoever - games about trampolining zebras rescuing animals in a circus and then firing itself through a ring of fire with a cannon tend not to - but, hey, James The Circus Zebra is fun, so shut up.

James The Circus Zebra, in case you've bizarrely opted to ignore the first paragraph, is about a trampolining zebra rescuing some animals in a circus and then firing itself through a ring of fire with a cannon. And it works - all you need are your keyboard's arrow keys and a toddler's grasp of timing and you'll be trampolining and animal-rescuing before you know it. In the name of research, we actually stole a zebra from the local zoo and dropped it onto a trampoline to see how real the James The Circus Zebra physics were. All four of the zebra's legs snapped instantly and it fractured its nose on the trampoline's metal frame. Now we've got two months of eating nothing but zebra meat. Thanks a lot, James The Circus Zebra.

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