The life of a trucker has always appealled to hecklerspray, since pretty much all the stories truckers have ever told us involve European pornography, stolen female underwear and coming home to discover the wife in bed with the postman. Ahhh, to be a trucker.

Sadly we can barely even keep control of a small plastic keyboard most days, let alone a giant speeding metal vehicle, which is why we'll just have to stick with playing Ice Road Truckers to get our kicks. Ice Road Truckers lets you simulate what it's like driving a truck on an icy road, complete with slippery steering, unresponsive braking and more dead animals than we wish to count. No masturbation, though, which we gather is rare for a trucking-based activity.

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