SLACKERJACK - Hot Shot Business

So every week you watch The Apprentice, but you know that you could never apply to go on the show because you’re not nearly as hateful enough as the contestants. Here’s the next best thing, then.

Hot Shot Business is a Disney game (boo!) that’s a brilliant business simulator (yay!). It’s a simple enough game - it’s for a child, after all - but Hot Shot Business is so immersive that you can play it for hours without noticing any time passing. Choose any number of Hot Shot businesses; set prices, start a marketing campaign, note the market trends and crush your competitors into the dust.

As well as the brilliant gameplay, Hot Shot Business also has a fun subgame - trying to sneak oblique swearwords past the computer as your business name. To start you off: Mr Shit and Douche aren’t acceptable company titles, but Anusflap is. Go get ‘em, Hot Shot!

Play Hot Shot Business now