Farming? That’s boring isn’t it? Inbred folk with one ear between them all mucky finger nailed and up to their chins in silage! That’s what farming is, right? Not if you’re a drug dealer. Drug dealing is much more glamorous.
And, according to Hemp Tycoon, cute. That’s right. Growing huge plants of skunk never seems to sweet as a hemp leaf with a face on grows drugs in his attic before moving onto the lawn, then to fields… and you get the idea.
It’s a game that, should you get into it, will take up hours of your life. You can save it and move on should you start acting like an actual stoner, all pale and stinking without proper sleep for days on end.You can mute the endless loop of cod-reggae as well, which is a boon. Keep it open in a separate window and get your skive on in the office.
Dae says
First off, your review is EXTREMELY biased.
And full of ignorance.
You aren’t a drug dealer. You grow hemp commercially. For paper. And ropes. Because it’s cheap.
GO GREEN!
Blake says
And potheads don’t stink bro! I smoke pot every single day! And I shower, work, and go to college, every single day, like a normal everyday person.
Unlike some online critics, who stay indoors, in front of a computer for hours on end, losing their jobs, any semblance of a tan or social life, and any chance at all of some action with the opposite sex.
Go smoke a blunt and get laid, dude.
Layne says
amen to that
somebody says
Wow, Mof guy, you’re an ass…either that or a closet potsmoker who doesn’t want his employer to think he smokes pot, which is a huge part of American culture, unfortunately for you.
But yes, Hemp Tycoon does take up hours of my life, but it’s entertaining and rewarding when you actually wait long enough for some of the plants to grow and can afford the fucking spotlight finally.
zebramint says
I actually play this game all of the time..im already at the farm and pretty close to the island :) but in this review your making it look like it takes up your whole day when it really doesn’t. Some plants take like 12 hours to grow. Okay..well time it out, if it’s 12 o’clock pm andyou figure your gonna be on the computer in the next 12 hours then just plant it and then get on the same time the next day not including wither time. Haha this isn’t even about smoking pot. If you read the descriptions it’s about making ropes and clothing :) Thats fucked that someone could be so mean. btw Im the best at this game ;D
Mikey says
ye, i smoke weed every day and i have a job and go to university. P.S people who smoke weed get the best sleep ever. It calms you down. what your thinking about is crack. Go do some research fag.
kkaaz says
haha, wow people need to chill. It’s just a very basic broad description of the game w/ some mildly comical generalizations. why is everyone so up tight? i give this review a thumbs up. everyone just needs to chill. (and maybe smoke a little green. =p)