If the good staff of hecklerspray weren't so bloody dedicated to being slightly rude about famous people, we'd be genetic engineers so that we could finally achieve our dream of crossbreeding a dog and fly and inventing a household pet that dissolves its testicles when it tries to lick them clean.

But until that fateful day, we suppose we'll just have to make do with Grimm's Hatchery instead. Grimm's Hatchery is a fantastic little game all about raising weird little pets, using them to fight monsters and exploring villages with them. Grimm's Hatchery is a difficult one to to explain, but rest assured that you can create brand new types of creatures in it, and we're not going to stop playing until at least one of them vomits acid on its balls.

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