Golf, as far as we've been able to work out, was invented by the dinosaurs, who invented elaborate wheeled catapults to move them about each course so they could utilise their uncanny knack for judging power and angles.

OK, we'll admit that our golf history knowledge was almost exclusively researched by playing Golf Drive, today's Slackerjack. If you haven't already guessed, Golf Drive is a sort of prehistoric catapult-based golf game, where you need to judge distance and angles and power to try and fling a ball into a hole. And you know what? We can see why the Golf Drive prehistoric catapult thing didn't really catch on – Golf Drive is so bloody difficult that it almost reduced us to tears.

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