Some games come with implicit statements of their difficulty – maybe they’re called Murderquest or Advanced PhD-Level Maths or feature 100-page instruction books. Not Go Go Plant, though.

Go Go Plant is a) a game about a walking plant and b) called Go Go Plant. How hard could it be? In a word – impossible. All you have to do in Go Go Plant is remember that the up arrow is fly, down is tunnel, left is catch and right is punch. That’s all you need to do. Up fly, down tunnel, left catch, right punch. They’re the only instructions in Go Go Plant. But we’ll let you work out how impossible it is for yourselves.

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