You wouldn’t want to live in Walford, would you? Not because once you move there you’re never allowed to work or socialise outside of Albert Square, but because your chances of dying in horrific accidents multiplies tenfold once you set foot there.
Don’t believe us? Then check out today’s Slackerjack: Ghosts Of Walford, the Eastenders Death Map. It’s a spooky journey around Albert Square freeing all kinds of dead Eastenders stars from their purgatory.
Or you could simply mooch around Albert Square looking at dead actors. Everyone – and we mean everyone – that has ever died on Eastenders is in here somewhere. Fat Barry falling off a cliff, that Scottish man burning to death in his house, Steve Owen exploding in his car, Martine McCutcheon getting splattered into paste by Frank Butcher… they’re all here, and videos of each of their Eastenders death scenes are available for you soap death fanatics to enjoy in ghoulish screamovision. Or whatever.
See Ghosts Of Walford The Eastenders Death Map here


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ere, where has stacey been recently? Under the weather somewhere, I expect. I read somewhere that she had a got black eye from someone, although I am not certain if this is true or not.
get gorgeus sam back in