SLACKERJACK – Funky Farm
We've been to a few farms in our time and none of them have been in the slightest bit funky. Unless you define dirty looking men sitting on tractor tyres gawping at topless calenders as 'funky.'
But Funky Farm is both funky and farmy. Only not really too funky either, since you'd expect a game called Funky Farm to be about dancing chickens rather than the groovy little business simulator that Funky Farm actually is. Can you raise your animals in the most effective way? Can you protect your animals from wolves? Can you turn your animals into a big stack of delicious chops? Can you blast any trespassers that accidentally wander onto your Funky Farm in the back with a shotgun while claiming that they were burglars? Play Funky Farm and answer all of these questions. Except for the last one.
