And now for a game that could only be more accurately titled if it was called Oh God Oh God What’s This What Do I Do What Do I Do Oh No Oh No Arrgh. It’s Frantic.

Frantic is a top-down shooter, the likes of which you’ve played tens of thousands of times in the past. But, dear lord in heaven, is it ever intense. There are explosions. There are gigantic end of level bosses. And you know a top-down shooter is good when it gives you a bad case of the screen slow-down, don’t you? Frantic has all of these, and it’s ace. Go play.

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