SLACKERJACK - Fill All Your Cars With Petrol

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September 12th, 2005 at 12:30 by 586 MEDIA

PetrolWe’re excited here at hecklerspray, because there might be another one of those petrol strike things happening this week.

We’re partly excited because we’re all cra-zee anarchists like Brad Pitt off of that Fight Club, and we’re partly excited because we’ll get to watch all kinds of gibbering morons shaking their jowelly heads in impotent anger on the news all the time. Plus there’ll be less queues at the petrol stations, making it easier for us to buy Cornish pasties.

To celebrate the gridlocked country, we’re giving you a petrol-themed Slackerjack. Today you are Stelios - aka that Easyjet bloke - and you have to bomb around a petrol station, filling up as many cars as you can, thereby lining your pockets with enough money to disguise your very obvious character flaws.

Play the Stelios petrol game now.

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