Chances are you're currently sitting at a desk in some godawful neon-lit office thinking "Why didn't I become a farmer? I'd love to start work at 4am and come home again smelling of shit."

Well, chances are there isn't a farm desperate enough to recruit such an underdeveloped wimp as you, so instead let's just slide Farm Frenzy your way. Farm Frenzy is a cracking little business simulation that puts you in charge of a huge farm complex. If building and protecting your farm, feeding your animals, cultivating your seeds and selling your goods at market doesn't sell Farm Frenzy to you, then perhaps the knowledge that Jamie Oliver won't turn up and screech about battery hens does,

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