SLACKERJACK - Everybody Panic

You know those games you play at funfairs where you have to guide a metal loop around a wire course without touching it? Well Everybody Panic is just like that, only without the nagging suspicion that you keep losing because the gypsy running the game has his foot on a pedal somewhere.

In Everybody Panic, you play a little red line, and it's your job to guide it around a constantly-shifting maze without touching the sides, because you die if that happens. That's hard enough for nerve-shredded recovering alcoholics like you anyway, but add giant red meandering balls and bits of maze that twist and spin and randomly hurtle about and Everybody Panic becomes a lot like a nightmare - it's red, pulsating, you can never reach the end and you finish up sweating and covered in frothy spittle.

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