SLACKERJACK – Embryo Escape
Anyone who owns a stem cell research clinic knows how tricky it is to look after the embryo batch. All you want to do is test the embryos by poking them with pencils until they tell you how to cure paralysis, but the route to the laboratory is fraught with danger.
That’s the basic premise of Embryo Escape, anyway. Embryo Escape is just like Lemmings, but much more controversial. You have to guide the fleet of embryos using kegs of radioactive material and all kinds of levers to try and keep the embryos away from the zombie priests and – bizarrely – angry men that want to stomp them into mush.
It’s hard to tell whether Embryo Escape is for or against dicking around with embryos, but one thing’s for sure: Embryo Escape will rock your world. Or mortally offend you. Don’t write to us if it does, though…
