SLACKERJACK – Elf Zapper
You want spoil anything ever made? Stick an elf in it. The bits in Lord Of The Rings with the elves were cack. The bits in Narnia with that freakish little elf-man were – if not crap – certainly terrifying.
That’s why Elf Zapper is so good. There’s a room full of elves, and you have to zap them all with a magic wand or a taser gun or some fire or something. Elf Zapper looks amazing, and you can win a PSP if you’re good enough at it.
But remember: if you see an elf in real life over the course of the next week – don’t try and zap him. Push him down some stairs instead.
