Oh, how we wish for a giant laser cannon sometimes. Stuck behind a legion of confused elderly tourists in a tube station? Laser cannon! No more problems. Can’t cross a busy road? Laser cannon! Now you can.

Obviously, anyone walking around the streets with a laser cannon strapped to their heads might get a few funny looks, so the rest of us will have to make do with Dry Fire. In Dry Fire, you play a giant laser cannon, and you have to mow down any people or vehicles that are trying to attack you. Dry Fire is a simple enough game, but what makes Dry Fire special is all the blood and screaming. Obviously.

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