Picture the scene. You’re walking around the streets of Seoul minding your own business when wham! Some little oik has rammed their fingers into your arse.

That crippling pain you feel is the result of a dong chim ("shit needle"). And in Korea they do that kind of thing for fun.

Luckily, the majority of the world will never have to experience the pain and humiliation that a shit needle brings, but with this online dong chim game you can practise poking away until the end of time.

Move the little guy left and right with your mouse. Hold down the button to power up, and release it to ram your fingers right up the fat lady’s arse. But watch out for the turds falling out of her botty.

To think, you could be working instead of playing this.