We read a study the other day that – although dolphins are meant to be very intelligent creatures – in reality they are actually thicker than Jade Goody after a night on the Jagerbulls, because they never try and break out of their enclosures.
Stupid or not, though, Dolphin Olympics proves that dolphins are a big bag of fun. Well, tiny pixelated dolphins are fun, anyway. Real dolphins are arseholes. Imagine if Tony Hawks was a dolphin instead of a skateboarder – Dolphin Olympics would be the computer game made of his life. In Dolphin Olympics you have to launch your dolphin into the air high enough to pull off some wicked acrobatic tricks which are judged on all kinds of aquatic criteria. That's Dolphin Olympics, plain and simple – and if you beat our double backflip nonuple corkscrew with gulp, we'll be mighty impressed.
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