SLACKERJACK - Dino Babies
Then buzz it up
August 2nd, 2007 at 12:30 by Stuart Heritage
Where Jurassic Park went wrong, right, was when it let the dinosaurs out to walk about the enclosures by themselves. If Richard Attenborough had stuck to the simple formula laid out by Dino Babies, chances are he'd be far more financially successful.
The Dino Babies formula, you see, is a simple one - battery dinosaurs if you will. All the dino babies are lined up in grids and they all scream out various demands - food, milk, sleep, that kind of thing - and you have to service their whims as best as you can. Presumably because they are dinosaurs and they'll eat you if you don't. Dino Babies is one of those games that start off easily enough but quickly becomes a game of such mid-breaking complexity that you'll curse us for ever showing it to you.
