SLACKERJACK - Diamond Well

You know Pac Man? Well, what if Pac Man was a sort of prostrate ostrich with an extending neck that the ghosts could kick in willy-nilly? That's pretty much the gist of Diamond Well, although the makers would probably kick your arse if you said it out loud.

In Diamond Well you play a couple of miners operating a sort of pipe machine. Luckily we're not talking the sort of pipe machine that's got Pete Doherty into so much trouble lately - the Diamond Well pipe machine is more of an extending pipe with a Pac Man thing on the front of it that eats diamonds. Oh, and there are monsters roaming around the mine, too, and they'll kick the pipe machine to death if you don't retract it fast enough. Wait, we've made Diamond Well sound like a big load of gibberish, haven't we? It's actually pretty easy if you play it, honest.

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