SLACKERJACK - Desperate Space
Then buzz it up
July 19th, 2006 at 12:30 by Stuart Heritage
It you had to try and attach an adjective to the word 'space', what word would you pick? Dark? Quiet? Boring? You're all wrong - space is very obviously desperate, as Desperate Space proves.
If you enjoy flying around in a spaceship exploding every smallest moving that you see, then you'll like Desperate Space. Because that's exactly what you do - to an alarming extent. The average level of Desperate Space goes: take off, smash a million aliens to ash with your laser gun, save a stranded civilian ship, use the reward money to by an absurdly huge power-up and go out and blast some more even more spectacularly. You're a lost cause if that hasn't convinced you to give Desperate Space a bash right now.
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